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xx Snake in a Mexican Restaurant
« Thread started on: Jul 18th, 2017, 1:14pm »

Chuck Norris strolled down the streets of NYC looking for something to eat. He saw a flashy red and yellow Mexican Food stand with delicious aromas wafting from it. He shrugged and headed over to try out the food. "Excuse me sir I would like 4 tamales and a Dr.Pepper(I DO NOT SPONSOR THEM ITS JUST THE 1st SOFT DRINK THAT COMES TO MIND)" (Anyone can join as a customer or other character, just not the snake that runs the mexican stand.)
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 18th, 2017, 2:40pm »

Presently a brow python with a white and red striped ice cream stall style cap with a red bowtie around his neck, poped up from under the counter and smiled.
"Coming right up Ssssssir" he hissed.
He dashed behind a red curtin behind the menu board, and presently came out the other side with Mr. Norris' Drink and Tamales in a plate carried by his tale.
"Here'ssss your Order Sssssir" he hissed with a smile.
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 18th, 2017, 3:32pm »

"Thank you" After retrieving the food he RIPPED OPEN A VORTEX WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!! "GODS ACCEPT MY SACRIFICE OF PURE PURITY AND BESTOW UPON THIS WORLD THE PEPPER-ZOOKA!!!" Lights flickered around the city and lightning struck right in front of the cart. When the smoke cleared a red pepper shaped bazooka lay in front of the food stand. "You have earned the greatest honor any chef can earn, THE PEPPER-ZOOKA! Use it wisely or the earth will explode into tiny narwhal-unicorn hybrids. Understood?" Chuck Norris said holding THE PEPPER-ZOOKA!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 18th, 2017, 4:53pm »

The Python, Maxi, looked dumb founded and for the first few seconds just staired.
He eventually extended his tale to take the pepper-zooka.
"Um, Thank you Ssssir?" he said still utterly confused.
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 18th, 2017, 4:56pm »

"GOOD BYE!!" Chuck Norris said before ducking into the vortex. A moment later he peeped back out. "Oh a little warning, monsters will start swarming in 5,4,3,2,1, welp gotta go. Good luck staying alive!" With that explosions rocked the earth and assorted creepy thing filled NYC`s streets. GodZilla, those weird blobby fish, mutants, zombies, and disco dudes from the 60`s.
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 18th, 2017, 6:50pm »

The monsters swarmed the city, leaving destructionin their wake.
"Well, there goessss the city... It mussst be a Monday" said Maxi.
He slithered over to the coat hooks, hanging up his cap and bowtie. Strappting the Pepper-zooka to his back, he cloase the counter's shutters and then proceeded to lock up the stand. No point letting common-sense slip, even in the event of monster attacks.
Well time to fight his way home.
"Jussst hope thissss Pepper-Zooka thing issss up to the job" he muttered under his breath.
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 18th, 2017, 6:54pm »

Meanwhile in the city, GodZilla just ate 200 cats, 49 cars, and over 9000 hot dog venues. The zombies were flirting with Lady Liberty, the mutants were wreaking havoc, and the disco dudes blow up a building for every move they make. You know average day in NYC.
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 11:26am »

He un-holstered the Pepper-Zooka and holding it with his tale, held it infront of him, at the disco dancers.
"Okay you... John Travolta wanna be's, come and get it" he said nervously.
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 11:30am »

Suddenly roughly.......25 pairs of eyes fell upon Maxi. The leader of the group did the weird hand-to-hip move and The group charged building exploding with every step! screaming "John Travoltas got nothin on us!"
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 12:05pm »

His eyes widened sudenly.
"Mother" he said meekly.
As the Disco rejects came charging at him. He shut his eyes and pointed his Pepper-Zooka at his assailents.
"Here goes" he said.
"he turned the pepper grinder style handle at the back of the weapon and let loose a flurry of shots at the Disco dancers.
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 12:07pm »

Multiple flaming jalapenos rocketed from the Pepper-Zooka slamming into the disco posse. The men shrieked in agony as they BURST INTO LEGITIMATE FLAMES BURNING INTO PILES OF ASH!!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 12:25pm »

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"Okay..." he said.
Now he was feeling much more resalute and confident.
Staring down the rest of the Dico destasters, he aimed the Pepper-Zooka.
"Get SOOOOOOOOOME" he yelled/hissed going full on action hero on them.
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 12:28pm »

Within seconds GodZilla was a supersized CornDog, the flirting zombies were some very HOT dudes, the mutants exploded, and the disco dudes were ash. An average monday.
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 12:36pm »

"Well i'm off home" he said holstering the Pepper-Zooka as he slithered towards his apratment building.
Passing piles of ash, mutant gore, hot dudes and a giant corndog.
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 19th, 2017, 12:41pm »

Meanwhile in a dimension far far away, shadowy figures were doing shadowy things for a shadowy plan in a shadowy dimension. "He has the Pepper-Zooka lordship,"
"No"
"Yes"
"NOOOOOOOOO"
"Fraid so"
"Oh crud this will destroy us! The shadowy plan was so......"
"Shadowy?"
"Yes! Thats the word Im looking for!"
"So what do we do now?"
"Well the cheap toys didnt destroy him so....WE PULL OUT THE NUKE RAY!"
"No! You know what happened last time we used that!"
"PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
"No"
"You never let me have any fun."
"Lets start with water spirits. That should combat the flames."
"FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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